Puns about death and dying

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    What do you call to corpse sit in the sun? Dead heat! A funeral ship is a sea.

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    Each item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by You can also make zombie puns by keeping the word “dead” in. Read Death Puns Part 1 from the story Death Puns by JennyIlgen (Jenny Ilgen) with An orthodontist was found dead, killed with a hatchet.
    Police say the details are quite revealing.

    Why did the driver look surprise after hit the old lady? Why was the corpse sad? The Road Less Traveled. Catchy Party Names. Progression of the bench press world record.

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    When Michael Jackson died, all of his songs were played during his funeral and for his commemoration.

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    Puns about death and dying
    Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.

    A ghost rides an elevator to lift his spirits.

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    Do zombies like being dead? Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor…. Oxford University Press.

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    About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. One liner tags: death, family, health, puns, sarcastic.

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    Corpse puns and corpse humor for Halloween. Dead body jokes. Plus many Halloween jokes, too. So does anyone have any puns revolving around musicians, death, funerals, anything like.

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    He was dying to ______ (get into this cemetery?).
    Charles fell into the meat grinder. Less than truckload shipping.

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    Old lumberjacks never die, they just pine away. My mom said to do this eulogy in any manner I see fit and Fuck what others think because he was my brother and would have wanted this humor.

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    Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor… Old bosses never die, much as you want them to. Do zombies like being dead? Nothing is in bad taste when itcs about him.

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